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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 03:30

What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

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Moonraker

Goldfinger

Dr No

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

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Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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